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登.登.登登.登.登.登登.................
聽到著熟悉的音樂加上畫火柴的聲音,
相信大家都知道該是偶湯姆克魯濕上場的時候了!!!
為何最近噩夢一個接一個來?先是媽媽日,再來英文演講??
繼上次無預警的勇奪第三名之後,
蛋蛋初嘗了一次領到20個Token(學校裡通用的獎勵代幣)的甜頭,
聽說在領獎台前暗自發下豪語,下次要奪得第一名!!!(好像可以領30個喔!)
(這是去年的英姿!!)
於是,在接到"上級"(就是媽咪跟蛋蛋)的指示之後,阿爸又開始翻天覆地的寫講稿了
上次的演講內容來了個噴火龍跟工夫,
這次阿爸又莫名其妙地體貼問了要寫甚麼主題,(這是自掘墳墓嘛?)
這小子又開出了功夫,恐龍,跟孫悟空,關公來著的.....
是要逼死誰呀?這幾個主題是弄得成一個圓嘛?
不過,在Tr.Paul過年卡片裡還提到蛋蛋去年演講表現得很出色之後,
看來無論這各重擔再重,偶們也都要撐起來呀!!!
只好搔搔頭皮努力來給它寫下去吧~~~
這次阿爸跟著流行,
除了功夫,還加入了最夯的穿越!!!是吧!是吧!!阿爸可是站在潮流的前頭呀!!
於是~~以下就是來回一次的定稿,請大家鑑賞
The most powerful man in the world
Hello, everyone, I am Tiger from Donald class .
Today I want to tell you about the most powerful man in the world. This man happens to be me, who you are looking at right now.
I had been studying all kinds of fighting for 5 years already, martial arts such as tai-Kwon-do, Boxing, Chinese Kong Fu, and so on.
It was time to improve my greatness, so I went to the far corners of the earth, and back in time to learn from many a sensei about the many diverse kinds of martial arts. I knew this journey would be long and hard, but I also knew that this was my destiny!
So I rode my time machine given to me by my good friend Doreamon, to a time hundreds of years ago.
in ancient China I learned the art of Kong Fu. I trained there for a long time and that is where I got the name 小老虎，or Little Tiger.
Since then, I have defeated so many famous fighters, like Rocky, Rambo, Yeh wen and Bruce lee.
Through all of the many battles, the most unforgettable one was fighting with Thor!! He carried his great hammer and took many swings at me, but he always missed.
He finally swung so hard, but missed my head. when the hammer hit the ground and caused the earth to crack open. I fell into the deep crack, but grabbed ahold of a tree root, hanging by a thread. In the last second, I focused deep into my body and used a special muscle in my finger to lift me up out of the crack.
After landing, I disabled Thor's fingers with a secret Kong Fu move. He dropped his hammer and batted at me angrily with his arms.
Eventually, I had him cornered against the deep crack. With one kick to the face I put Thor deep in the dark crack he had made with his own hammer!
I will never forget my fight with Thor!
After my battles, I was exhausted, so I rode my time machine back to my bedroom.
Happy from my victories, I celebrated in my room by jumping on the bed. I am the strongest man In the world!!
But then, I heard a voice, “Tiger , be quiet, it is time to sleep! ”shouted by my mommy!!! I stopped laughing and laid down as quickly as I could!
Then I thought, the most powerful man in the world must be my mommy!!
不過,大家都知道的魔咒就是
續集電影一定都不好看~~~~
而偶們這各做續集的,
也遇到瓶頸了!!
先是保羅老師幫偶們加了一大段,算一算時間應該是爆表,於是跟老師去喬了一下,
再來是被媽咪嫌劇本不夠精彩,該不會是江郎才盡了......
面對這重重的壓力,
偶想肯定是大家對蛋蛋上次同樣爆表的表現有太高的期待了吧!!!
只演到這樣開頭,就小小卡關,可見倫家說大位不以智取,是要靠天命的呀!!
就請大家繼續看下去~~
(好沉重的壓力呀)
帶大家來回顧一下去年的這個時候~~
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