不可能的任務1－蛋爸與花媽

啥?英文演講~~~

叫本輪來去都很難了~~居然是要蛋蛋演講?還要用英文?

這~~不是"阿婆ㄚ生兒子"嗎?

明知這是一個"mission impossible"(那本輪我應該就是Tom Cruise!!)

不來弄也不行呀!到時蛋蛋丟人了,還不是怪到老子頭上來?

首先,要先定演講稿!!中班的小朋友,要講2分鐘左右(背得起來嗎?)

經過阿爸搜尋各家媽媽的經驗,大家都抄電腦軟體的比較多(就是現有小朋友英文教材劇本)

或是根據格林童話啦,迪士尼故事來改編,(畢竟小朋友從小讀比較有印象)

但是.............

我們家蛋蛋可是天秤座的耶!!(阿爸也跟著翹起尾巴來!)

蛋蛋指定故事一定要有的主角1.王子2.噴火龍(蛋蛋是當然的王子啦)

那大綱想當然也要是王子打敗噴火龍!!!

於是,超有骨氣的阿爸,在捨棄了媽咪苦口婆心的抄童話故事的建議後,自己搞了一個故事!!

(我們天秤座的可是吞不下這口氣的!!)

當然,在阿爸這麼文思泉湧的妙筆生花加上天花亂墜之天馬行空下,

阿爸又多搞了些蛋蛋喜歡的功夫,熊貓,跟槍!!

阿爸自己寫完都感覺超棒的!超有故事性的耶!!

於是跟老師來回一次校稿之後,就完成演講的第一步囉!!

(不過保羅老師!!你也太不知民間疾苦啦!!改的字彙也太難了吧!!)

I am a brave and noble prince, Tiger! I live in Korrnell Castle with my girlfriend XXX. She is the most beautiful girl of all.

A fire dragon caught my girlfriend, XXX. I was very angry because of this so I went on a quest to save my true love!

Hidden in the canyons of Taroko Gourge, the dragon held my girlfriend prisoner. He wanted to eat her for dinner that night.

I found the dragon’s lair and I slashed the dragon with my sword, but the dragon was too big and strong, so I could not approach it.

I thought this dragon would defeat me, but remembered my favorite movie, “Kung Fu Panda.” I learned many methods of fighting from this movie, so I put down my sword, so I could use Chinese Kung Fu!

After ten minutes, I knew I could not beat the dragon, because its fire was too hot!

It’s OK!(Don’t worry!)

I am not only a brave prince, but I’m also a smart prince!

I had a good idea!

I took out my water gun to shoot the dragon! I hit the dragon in the eye and he cried like a baby! Then, he blew fire on me, but I shot him once more!

I put out the fire, Yeah!

Then I used Tai chi to defeat the evil dragon!

I saved my girlfriend and we went home to the great Korrnell castle and had a great feast.

I am so smart, aren’t I?

Thank you for listening!

(to be continued)

(距離演講日尚有20天,讓我們繼續看下去)